28 Camping Jokes that will Crack-Up the Whole Campsite

Camping is all about gathering with family, friends, and loved ones around the campfire under the stars and enjoying each-others company. What better way to spend the night then cracking jokes that will make the whole campsite laugh out loud while your dad will be writing them down for his dad-joke arsenal?

Here's 28 of our absolute favorite camping/rv jokes!


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.


Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?

A: Root beer.


Q: What kind of bagels do all the campers eat?

A: A Winnebago.


Q: Why do trees have so many friends?

A: They branch out.

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.

I couldn’t find any.

Q: Why did the camp warden quit his job?
A: Because it was always in tents.


Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear camping during the summer?
A: Open Toad Shoes.
Q: Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?
A: Because they just finished a 31 day March!

Q: Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip?

A: Because he already had a trunk!

Q: What do you call a camper that drives through frozen rain?

A: Van Hailin’.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?


Q: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?

A: Swimming trunks!


Q: What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?

A: Soft tacos.

Q: Where does a camper keep his money?

A: In the River Bank!

Q: How do trees access the internet?

A: They log in.

Q: What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?

A: Nobodynose


Q: Why did the fish blush?

A: Because it saw the lake’s bottom.

Q: Why did the robot go on camping?

A: He needed to recharge

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?

A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…

Q: What do you call vegetables that go camping?

A: Brussel Scouts!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scold who?
Scold outside the tent let me in!


Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?

A: The Baa-hamas!

Q: At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?

A: Nothing it just waved.


Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A: A palm tree!

Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?

A: Don’t sleep in it too long!

Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

A: By its bark.


Q: How do we know that the lake is friendly?

A: It waves everytime!

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Jim Lamb, of Fashionable-Ferndale. Metro-Detroit on

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